“None left for me, A-holes”

“I eat crayons”

“Suck on a hose baby”

“This makes me unhappy”

“I’m not drunk; I’m just Oktoberfesty!”

“I’ll stop drinking beer when the keg runs dry… and not a moment sooner!”

“Prost! The only math I do is how many beers I can drink before the pretzels run out.”

“In dog beers, I’ve only had one.”

“Oktoberfest: where beer flows like water and pretzels are considered a food group.”

“Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”

“Why limit happy to an hour when you can have a whole month of Oktoberfest?”

“I like my beer like I like my festivals: in October and overflowing with cheer!”

“Oktoberfest: the only time it’s socially acceptable to wear lederhosen and sing drinking songs at the top of your lungs.”

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, especially during Oktoberfest!”

“Jokes on everyone beer 42 is Ryan’s pee”